Haiku 14

nine twelve principles
collapse into two, my greed
and shut up I’m right

Filed under: haiku, 912, Glen Beck, poetry, politics

Beck Effect

Glen Beck has decided to sue
because of … you know what and who,
in the name of a site.
That’s not very bright.
Did Streisand tell him what to do?

Filed under: limerick, Glen Beck, humour, poetry

Did Glenn Beck …

You might think Glenn Beck’s treated hard.
But watch him and keep a scorecard
of accusative questions
and rumors he mentions.
He’s been hoist on his own petard.

Filed under: limerick, Glen Beck, petard