Holy Triage

When Jesus was a health procurer
He spake to the rich and the poorer.
They brought him the sick,
the dead and the quick.
And Jesus said, “Who’s your insurer?”

Filed under: limerick, healing, healthcare, humour, insurance, Jesus, politics, triage

Relativity

It’s rather peculiar you know.
When you’re waiting time goes really slow,
but if you’re in a hurry,
a tizzy or flurry
it’s so fast things blur in a glow.

Filed under: limerick, humour, poetry, time

Beck Effect

Glen Beck has decided to sue
because of … you know what and who,
in the name of a site.
That’s not very bright.
Did Streisand tell him what to do?

Filed under: limerick, Glen Beck, humour, poetry

Did Glenn Beck …

You might think Glenn Beck’s treated hard.
But watch him and keep a scorecard
of accusative questions
and rumors he mentions.
He’s been hoist on his own petard.

Filed under: limerick, Glen Beck, petard

Superhero Glittertoys

FADE IN: Disney bought Marvel but
cross-overs aren’t open and shut.
It must be quite vexing;
Fox has rights to X-Men.
Now meet my friend Wolverine. CUT.

Filed under: limerick, superhero

Blue Solution

You correctly surmise that I’m down
’cause my face is covered in frown,
but depression gives focus
to problems that choke us,
until a solution is found.

Filed under: limerick, depression, psychology, science

God Hates Hate

If it is true that your God hates hate
then I’m thinking that your God is great.
But if your God hates x
where that’s race, creed or sex;
I believe that it’s your hate you state.

Filed under: limerick, God, hate, humour

Cult Warning 1

Dear reader you have my apology
if you see an ad from Scientology.
By my host they’re inserted
from a cult that’s perverted.
Please address your complaints to Tom or Tommy.

Filed under: limerick, advertising, cult, scientology